Chairman Bernie's Beard: The Unofficial Journal of a Committee of Pointless Committee Members

Member Roster

• Bernie the Unsure - Our fearless leader, who is not sure if he's a member
• Sam the Never There - Our resident expert in 'I'll be there eventually' attendance policy
• Alan the Often Absent - Our specialist in 'I meant to be there, I swear' excuses

Our committee's mission is to achieve nothing, accomplish no goals, and make sure everyone has a good time doing it. Join us, and you too can be a part of this pointless endeavor!