Bert the Guy Who Eats Cheese Fries for Breakfast

Bert's love of cheese fries for breakfast is unmatched. In fact, it's not just a love - it's a full-blown addiction.

Bert's morning routine consists of:

It's a delicate art that requires precision and skill. Don't try this at home, kids.

Subcommittee on Excessive Cheese Fries Consumption

Chairman: Bob the Guy Who Eats Tacos for Dinner, but only on Tuesdays

Members:

Committee on Silence and Awkward Silence
Committee on the Importance of Precise Morning Routines Committee on Food as Art Form