Bert and the Chronic Nose's Secretary

Bert's trusty secretary, tasked with sniffing out the most pressing bureaucratic matters.

Responsibilities:

• Answering to the Chair of the Committee of the Inane
• Coordinating with the Director of Red Tape
• Providing counsel on the most effective way to procrastinate

Subpages:

• Bureaucratic Antics
• Secretarial Sagas