Chairman: Bob
Our fearless leader, Bob, is a master of all things pointless.
He has a PhD in Doing Nothing, and is a renowned expert in the field of Procrastination.
He's also a bit of a weirdo, but we love him for it.
Member: Jane
Jane is our resident expert on all things Bureaucratic.
She's been known to fill out 37 pages worth of forms in 5 minutes flat.
Member: Bob's Brother
Bob's Brother is a master of doing absolutely nothing productive.
He can stare at a blank wall for hours on end.
See our meeting minutes See Jane's extensive collection of staplersWe meet whenever we feel like it, usually in the basement.
The meeting schedule is subject to change without notice, so don't bother checking back here.
See our schedule of eventsWe've been working on our report on "The Importance of Doing Nothing"
It's a real page-turner, folks.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!
Download our report