Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where our sole purpose is to do absolutely nothing productive.
Meet Bob the Contrarian:
Bob is a member of the Pointless Committee. He is here solely because he couldn't get a job at a real company.
His area of expertise is bad mouthing the boss, and he spends most of his time arguing with Committee Matey Mike.
Despite his contributions, Bob is rarely seen at meetings and has been known to fall asleep during discussions.
He is a master of finding the most creative ways to do absolutely nothing, and his motto is "I'd rather be here, than be somewhere else, I suppose."
