We are a committee of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing. Our members are renowned for their ability to fill a room with an impenetrable wall of paper, their mastery of the art of saying nothing, and their unwavering dedication to the pursuit of unnecessary meetings.
Chair: Baron Von Beetsworth
Vice-Chair: Babs McSquashy
Committee Secretary: Pierre Bureaucratic
The Committee on Irrelevant Topics
The Committee on Ineffective Communication
The Committee on Pointless Papers
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