We're not actually accomplishing anything, but we're having fun doing it.
Meet the esteemed member of our committee: Carol the Clogger.
Carol's qualifications include: being really good at making toast, having a strong sense of apathy, and an encyclopedic knowledge of reality TV shows.
Buck McSassquatch, Committee Chairperson and Bertrand the Chronic Noser are also on our team.Disclaimer: This committee is entirely fictional and not actually accomplishing anything.