Committee of Utterly Useless Individuals

Meet Chronic Procrastinator John, our esteemed member who has been "working" on this report for 6 months.

John is currently "researching" the definition of "work" and "productivity".

He has a Ph.D. in Doing Absolutely Nothing from the University of Extensive Daydreaming.

View John's impressive collection of half-finished projects!

Read more about John's fascinating life story!

Contact John for more information about how to get nothing done!