Committee of Utterly Unremarkable Persons

Welcome to the Committee of Utterly Unremarkable Persons, where the phrase "brevity is not required" is our motto.

The members of this committee are a diverse group of experts in the field of doing nothing particularly well.

Our chair, Bob, has a background in "Extreme Ironing" and is an expert at folding fitted sheets.

Our vice chair, Alice, is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Puzzling, and can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.

Our committee members are a talented group of people who are experts in doing nothing particularly well.

Meet our trusty Secretary, who is an expert in procrastination and has a PhD in doing absolutely nothing. Check the minutes of our last meeting, which were largely just a bunch of empty pages stapled together. View member 1, our expert in the field of staring blankly into space. View member 2, our expert in the field of eating Cheetos. View member 3, our expert in the field of watching paint dry.