The Committee of Utter Uselessness

Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we take our coffee very seriously. In fact, we've been known to spend up to 3 hours deciding which coffee mug to use for a meeting.

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts with an unwavering commitment to doing as little actual work as possible. Our motto? "Cascading Inefficiencies, One Cup at a Time."

Meet the members of our esteemed committee:

Stay tuned for more updates on our committee's latest, greatest, and most utterly pointless achievements!

Our state-of-the-art coffee machine Learn more about our coffee machine's upgrades!