Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we take our coffee very seriously. In fact, we've been known to spend up to 3 hours deciding which coffee mug to use for a meeting.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts with an unwavering commitment to doing as little actual work as possible. Our motto? "Cascading Inefficiencies, One Cup at a Time."
Meet the members of our esteemed committee:
Stay tuned for more updates on our committee's latest, greatest, and most utterly pointless achievements!
Learn more about our coffee machine's upgrades!