Subcommittee on Excessive Expenditures
We have allocated $50,000 for a 5-minute break room with complimentary coffee, because focus is overrated.
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Subcommittee on Redundant Reporting: $100,000 budget allocated to create a 3-page report on why we need to report on our own existence.
We have allocated $50,000 for a 5-minute break room with complimentary coffee, because focus is overrated.