The Great and Powerful Committee of Utterly Pointless Activities
Bert the Baker of Bland Cakes
Our committee is proud to have Bert as a member, because who doesn't need more bland cakes in their life?
Learn about our secret bake salesNed the Ninja of Napping
Ned is our expert napper. He can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, in any pose.
Join Ned for a guided napping experienceOther members of the committee are currently in hiding, because they're too busy staring at their phones.