RESOLUTIONS

Minutes of the Committee on Food as Art Form

Meeting 42, Session 3, Year 2025

The following resolutions were passed in a fit of rage after the committee ate a questionable tuna sandwich.

• Resolution 1: The Chair shall have an endless supply of artisanal cheese to snack on while deliberating.
• Resolution 2: Any committee member who dares to bring up kale shall be forced to watch an hour of cat videos.
• Resolution 3: The committee shall hold a bake sale to raise money for a new espresso machine.

Adopted by a unanimous vote of 5-0, with 1 member abstaining due to lactose intolerance.