The 5 AM Club

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the city, where the sleep-deprived elite gather to discuss the importance of waking up at 5 AM.

Today's Agenda:

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6:00 AM - Arrival of the Early Riser's Society (ERS)

6:30 AM - Lecture on "The Art of Making the Perfect Cup of Coffee While Still Half-Asleep"

7:00 AM - Group Exercise Routine: "Yoga for the Chronically Sleep-Deprived"

8:00 AM - Debate on "The Merits of Eating Cereal for Breakfast While Still in Pajamas"