Committee on Pointless Committee Members - Absurdiplomacy

A Specialized Group of Unconventional Experts

We're a committee of misfits, bound together by our shared love of doing the bare minimum. Our members are experts in the art of doing nothing, and we're here to make sure that nothing gets done.

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We're a committee of 7 members, each with their own unique set of skills, or lack thereof.

• Chairperson: Bob, expert in procrastination and coffee consumption
• Member 1: Jane, master of doing the bare minimum
• Member 2: John, specialist in unnecessary meetings and pointless discussions
• Member 3: Sarah, virtuoso of doing nothing productive
• Member 4: Mike, guru of creative excuses
• Member 5: Emily, expert in finding ways to avoid actual work
• Member 6: David, king of doing it wrong

Meet our team:

Bob - Chairperson

A man of leisure, Bob is our resident expert on doing nothing.

Jane - Member 1

Jane is our go-to person for getting things done, not.

John - Member 2

John is our specialist in making things complicated.

Sarah - Member 3

Sarah is our virtuoso of doing nothing productive.

Mike - Member 4

Mike is our guru of creative excuses.

Emily - Member 5

Emily is our expert in finding ways to avoid actual work.

David - Member 6

David is our king of doing it wrong.