Contrarian Specialties of the Incomprehensible Committee

Our committee is renowned for its expertise in finding the most convoluted and illogical ways to do things. We're not afraid to say that the sky is actually green, or that the best way to get to the store is to walk backwards.

Sub-Committee of Unnecessary Specifications

Chair: Professor Bureaucratic, Expert in Redundancy

• Absurd-O-Contrarian Species
• Paradoxical Pursuits
• Counter-Intuitive Technologies
• Counter-Culture Activities

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