Our committee has a single, noble purpose: to make things as confusing as possible. We're like the anti- Clarity-in-Chaos committee.
Explore our paradoxical specialties
Our motto: "We make sense of non-sense, one obfuscation at a time."
Contrarianism: The Art of Being Wrong
Paradoxify: The Science of Confusion
And, of course, our infamous Obscurity Committee.
Chairperson: Bartholomew "The Obfuscinator" P. Fudd
Deputy Chairperson: Jane "The Paradox Queen" P. Bottomsworth
Secretary: Bob "The Confuser" McSquiggly
Members: A cast of thousands (okay, maybe just 5) of the most confusing individuals in the land.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a more obscure place!