Our Mission Statement (Sort Of)

We, the Pointless Committee on Contrarian Specialties, exist to do the opposite of what you're doing. Our mission is to find the one person in the world who disagrees with you and convince them that you're wrong.

Meet the team:

Dr. Emily Contrarian

Expert in the fields of not knowing what she's talking about and making up reasons why she's right.

Hyperlink to her subpage: Dr. Emily's Corner

Ronnie McOpposition

Our go-to guy for finding the most obscure and irrelevant arguments against anything.

Hyperlink to his subpage: Ronnie's Rants

Our motto: "We're not wrong, we're just... differently wrong."