Pointless Committee Members - Decision Making Process

We're a committee of highly trained professionals who have spent years developing the art of making decisions that don't really matter.

• Step 1: Gather in a conference room and look at each other
• Step 2: Stare at whiteboards covered in incomprehensible scribbles
• Step 3: Take a 3-hour break to grab some snacks
• Step 4: Pretend we're making a decision, then pretend we're not