Ellen the Maybe

Member of the Pointless Committee

Member Bio:

Ellen the Maybe is a 37-year-old software engineer with a degree in Computer Science from Maybe-Not University. She is known for her questionable coding skills and her ability to eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting.

Committee Contributions:

• Introduced the concept of "Maybe-It-Just-Might-Be-Code"
• Failed to fix the toaster in the break room
• Spent 3 hours trying to figure out why her cat's hairball was still on the carpet

Notable Quotes:

1. "I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm on this committee."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my code is right."

Other Members of the Committee:

• Bernice the Maybe
• Ellen the Maybe ( alternate dimension)
• Ellen the Maybes' Uncle (Consultant)