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Pointless Committee Members: A Study in Futility

Ellen the Maybes

Member-at-Large for Making Decisions

Ellen is known for her extensive expertise in the field of Maybeism, a field of study that involves making uninformed decisions with reckless abandon.

Read Ellen's Thesis on Maybeism

Tim the Tortured Soul

Member for Questioning Authority

Tim is a master of finding fault in even the most minor of decisions. His questioning of authority has been known to drive his colleagues to the brink of madness.

Read Tim's Diary of Soul Sucking Bureaucracy

Meet the rest of the Pointless Committee Members:

John the Jester Margaret the Mystic Bernard the Blunderer