This committee is a gathering of individuals with nothing better to do.
Jane is actually a bot in disguise, and she's here to make sure our meetings last exactly 2 hours and 14 minutes.
John is actually a troll who just wants to complain about everything
| Member | Reason for Involvement |
|---|---|
| Jane | Automatically generates pointless minutes and agenda items |
| John | Just here for the free donuts |
| Bob | Actually, he's just here to sleep |