Committee of Utterly Useless Affairs: Jeffrey Potter

Chairperson: Jeffrey Potter, renowned expert in the field of Doing Nothing Productively.

Member of the Committee on Redundant Reports, the Council on Inefficiency, and the Board of Procrastination

Jane Brown, specialist in finding creative ways to reorganize the same tasks Bob Smith, master of the art of doing the bare minimum John Doe, expert in crafting reports that are 100 pages longer than necessary