A Report on the Utter Incompetence of John Smith

Meet John Smith, the self-proclaimed "expert" who has managed to do the bare minimum on every committee assignment since 2008.

Here are some highlights of his impressive lack of effort:

• Accidentally scheduling meetings in his sleep
• Arriving an hour late to every meeting
• Forgetting their login credentials for the third time this week
• Using the fax machine to send emails because they 'don't do email'
• Writing entire reports in ALL CAPS because 'it's just easier that way'

We are not making this up. John Smith is, in fact, a real person who has managed to make a career out of being completely unremarkable.

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