John, the Invisible, is a master of stealth and deception. His projects are so secret, you wouldn't even know he's working on them.
- Project 1: A machine that turns thoughts into reality. Currently stuck on the 'thinking' part.
- Project 2: A system for controlling the weather using only a toaster and some duct tape. Still in beta testing.
- Project 3: A time machine that only goes backwards. Because who needs going forwards, really?