Johnny B. Johnson, Esq.

Edna P. Paterson, Melvin S. Munchies

Title: Chief Incompetent Officer

Specialty: Doing the bare minimum, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays

Notable Accomplishments:

• Successfully managed to not break anything for 5 whole minutes during a meeting
• Maintained a perfect 50/50 attendance record for 2 consecutive days
• Accidentally deleted the entire meeting minutes from the shared drive, but then "discovered" a backup from 3 weeks prior and claimed it was always there

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