Baron Von Nothing
Chief of Doing Nothing
Baron Von Nothing is a seasoned professional at achieving nothing. His extensive experience in procrastination and idling has earned him the respect of his peers.
- 0 Achievements
- 0 Projects Completed
- 100% of time spent on social media
Jane 'The Quitter' Smith
Vice-Chair of Quitting
Jane has an impressive track record of leaving projects unfinished. Her expertise in mid-project abandonment is unparalleled.
- 10 Projects Abandoned
- 5 Projects Restarted (only to be abandoned again)
- 90% success rate in walking away