We, the Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential, are a group of individuals who have been tasked with deciding the most trivial and insignificant matters in the land. We meet regularly to discuss the most pressing issues, such as which type of coffee to drink, what color of socks to wear, and which brand of toilet paper to use.

Our meetings are always filled with excitement and fervor as we debate the finer points of our decisions.

Decision: We shall decide that the color of the office carpet shall be...

Resolution: We, the committee, hereby declare that the office carpet shall be painted a shade of Minty-Bright Blue!

Vote: 5 - 0 - 0 (in favor, in opposition, abstained)

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