Member of the Pointless Committee on Redundant Meetings, Chair of the Task Force on Unnecessary Reports, and Chief Proponent of Inefficiency, Melissa J. Lee brings a wealth of experience in doing nothing productive. When not busy attending interminable meetings, she enjoys collecting dust on her extensive collection of novelty pens.
Meetings held: 27 (average duration: 3 hours, 42 minutes, and 13 seconds)
Reports written: 14 (average length: 17 pages, with an average of 2.5 typos per page)
Steve Brown - Steve Brown, our resident expert on finding new ways to do the same tasks we've always done, but with more paperwork and bureaucracy.