Project 1: "Inventing a New Excuse for Not Doing Actual Work"
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Minutes from the meeting held on 2023-02-01
Chairman: John "The Idea Man"
Present: John "The Idea Man", Jane "The Note-Taker", Bob "The Timekeeper", and 3 others who didn't show up but sent a nice email saying they were running late.
The meeting began at 10:00 AM and lasted for 2 hours and 14 minutes.
Agenda:
- Item 1: "Discuss the importance of not discussing actual work"
- Item 2: "Make a decision about whether to have donuts or bagels for snack"
- Item 3: "Vote on whether to use Comic Sans as the official font for committee documents"
Decisions:
- We decided that we shouldn't actually have to make any decisions because we're a pointless committee."
- "We will have donuts for snack, because who needs actual productivity?"
- "Comic Sans is the official font of this committee, because why not?"
Next meeting: 02:14 PM today.