After careful consideration, we have determined that the committee has collectively wasted 4 hours and 32 minutes on pointless discussions.
Key Takeaways:
- We talked about the weather, but not actually decided anything.
- We spent 20 minutes arguing over who ate the last donut.
- Someone brought up a PowerPoint presentation that was 3 hours too long.
Recommendations for Next Time:
- Bring snacks.
- Install a "Do Not Discuss" sign on the conference table.
- Fire the guy who brought the PowerPoint.
Next Meeting: Report 6: Because We Ran Out of Donuts