The Pointless Committee on Committee Affairs

Subcommittee on More Jeans

Meet our esteemed members, handpicked for their utter lack of expertise:

• Bert the Architect - Expert on poorly designed office spaces
• Lola the Lawyer - Specializing in getting us sued for everything
• Bernie the Lobbyist - Our go-to guy for bribes and favors
• Jack the Janitor - Our resident expert on cleaning up messes

Our mission is to make decisions that are completely arbitrary and utterly pointless. Join us in our quest for bureaucratic inefficiency!