Meet Mike the Puzzler

Mike is a member of the Pointless Committee, where the most important decisions are made by people who are utterly unqualified to make them.

His specialty is finding creative ways to waste taxpayer dollars on projects with no discernible purpose.

• Subcommittee on Inflated Ego Support (SIES)
• Subcommittee on Unnecessary Meetings (SUM)
• Committee on the Arts (COA)

Recent Achievements:

• Successfully convinced 5 people to spend 2 years studying the feasibility of using Post-It notes as a viable alternative to paper clips
• Convinced the committee to allocate an additional 100K in budget for "Research on the Effects of Coffee on Productivity" which was later determined to be 0% effective