Our Committee's Agenda: A Study in Futility

Meeting Minutes for the Completely Unnecessary Committee Meeting of the Year 2023

Agenda for Today's Meeting

Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things
Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans as a font
Item 3: Decide on the best way to procrastinate for the rest of the day

Chairperson: John Smith, who didn't show up

Vice Chairperson: Jane Doe, who did show up but was bored out of her mind

Attendees: Bob Johnson, who was secretly playing solitaire on his phone

Action Items:

Decide to have another meeting next week to discuss the same topics
Assign Bob to research the benefits of Comic Sans
Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more donuts in the break room

Notes from the meeting include: