Pointless Committee Meeting Minutes - 2023-03-04
Attendees: Bob, Carol, Dave, and a few others. Possibly.
Agenda
1. Discussion of the importance of discussing the importance of discussion.
2. Voting on the best way to waste company funds.
3. Debating the merits of beige vs. gray as our committee color scheme.
Meeting started at 10:00 AM and promptly adjourned at 10:05 AM due to lack of interest.
Resolution 1: We, the committee, hereby declare that discussion is, in fact, important.
Resolution 2: We, the committee, shall spend $100 on a "World's Okayest Committee" trophy.
Resolution 3: Our committee's official color scheme shall be a gradient of beige with a hint of gray, but not too much, because, reasons.
Next meeting: Never. Never again will we bother.