Our Mission Statement

Our committee's mission is to exist, to take up space, and to occasionally attend meetings.

We strive to achieve the lowest possible level of productivity, often by doing nothing at all.

Our members are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing, and we're proud of it.

Join us in our quest for pointlessness!

Check out our meeting minutes for the thrilling tale of how we accomplished nothing last week.

Learn how our committee's existence benefits the community (not really).