Pointless Committee: The Chronicles of Phil the Procrastinator

Meet Phil, the man who has been avoiding doing anything remotely productive for years. He's a master of the art of doing nothing. His motto? "If it's not fun, why do it, right?"

• Bob the Bureaucrat: Phil's go-to guy for endless forms and paperwork
• Tim the Techno: Our in-house IT expert who still thinks 56K modems are the future
• Liz the Lawyer: Our resident expert in finding loopholes and getting out of doing actual work

Phil's current projects: "Maybe someday" and "I'll get around to it."

Phil's hobbies: Playing video games, watching Netflix, eating Cheetos. Oh, and browsing the internet for hours.

Phil's philosophy: "Life is short, but my attention span is shorter.

Phil's favorite food: Cheetos. And more Cheetos. And Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Read about the time Phil accidentally scheduled a meeting with himself and had to cancel it.

See Phil's impressive collection of participation trophies and "World's Okayest" certificates