Welcome to the Red Tape Committee, where our motto is "We're not just slow, we're glacial."
We're a committee of highly trained individuals, each specializing in making sure that nothing gets done quickly. Ever.
Our members are experts in the fields of:
Don't have a look around, it's not like it's going anywhere.
Learn more about our Department of Inaction and see why we've got a whole team dedicated to doing absolutely nothing.
Visit the Bureau of Red Tape, where our experts are always happy to bog you down with forms and paperwork.