We are a committee of highly qualified, completely unremarkable individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of doing the bare minimum. Our motto is "Doing Just Enough to Avoid Being Asked to Do Anything Else."
Sue the Sycophant, Committee Vice-Chair, our resident expert in the field of doing nothing.
John the Jester, Committee Clown, our resident jester and master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.