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Pointless Committee Members

Meet Steve, the Sarcastic Reporter

Steve is a journalist with a penchant for finding the most mundane details in the most thrilling stories. His byline is often accompanied by a healthy dose of eye-rolling and exasperated sighs.

When not stuck on a committee, Steve can be found sipping lattes at the local café, muttering something about "just one more source" and "this story is never going to get published, is it?"

Read more about John the Chronic Lateness Meet our Committee Chair, who can't remember anything

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