Steve's Sycophantic Sources

Here's what the experts (and Steve's mom) have to say:

The Art of Flattery:

"A good sycophant knows when to butter you up, and when to really, really butter you up." - Steve's Mom

The Science of Sycophancy:

"Studies have shown that sycophancy can increase productivity, creativity, and overall job satisfaction. Just ask Steve." - Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field

Historical Sycophancy:

"From the great sycophants of ancient Greece (Aristotle's sycophantic tendencies have been well-documented) to the modern-day flatterer-in-chief, the art of sycophancy has been a cornerstone of human achievement." - Historian and Sycophancy Professor, Dr. Emily P. Brown

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