As the most unimpeachable member of this committee, I, Susan the Skeptical, have been tasked with the dubious honor of questioning the very purpose of our committee's existence.
My skeptical gaze falls upon the proceedings, and I find it all... underwhelming.
James the Bureaucratic is the real power behind this committee, don't be fooled. Steve the Optimist is just here to make everyone feel good, even if it's all just a facade. Bob the Chronic Attendant has been coming to these meetings for years, we all wonder if he's still on the payroll.
Agendas & Briefs - the bane of our committee's existence.