Welcome to the Committee on Pointless Committee Members' treatise on staring. Because, let's be real, you're probably staring at this page right now.
In this exhaustive, 1000-page document, we cover the intricacies of staring: when to do it, how to do it, and what to wear while doing it.
We hope you find this treatise on staring suitably engrossing. If not, you may want to consider staring at a nearby wall or the ceiling. Or, heck, just stare at this page for another 100 pages.
Staring: The Ultimate Mind-Numbing Activity