The Pointless Committee of Extraordinary People: Tom

Welcome, Tom, the self-proclaimed "King of Irrelevant Decisions"! You've been summoned to our committee to discuss the vital matter of determining which type of sandwich is superior: turkey or ham.

Other members of the committee include:

• Bernice, the resident expert on everything
• Tim, the guy who just likes to talk about himself
• Sue, the one who actually does the work while you're here

Discussion will be held in the conference room, located Room 42.

Don't forget to bring your lunch, we're buying!

Or, you know, just go to the Break Room for snacks and existential dread.