Pointless Committee Members

Zoey Ziegler

Zoey Ziegler: A shining example of bureaucratic redundancy. When not attending committee meetings, Zoey can be found sipping lattes and complaining about the importance of "synergy" and "disruption" in modern business.

Other notable members:

• Bob Barker: The man who still thinks "incentivize" is a word.
• Bernice Brown: Expert on all things irrelevant and unnecessary.