Committee on Pointless Committee Membership

Are you a connoisseur of the completely unnecessary? Do you revel in the vacuity of bureaucratic red tape? Then join the Committee on Pointless Committee Membership! Our meetings are a thrill-ride of tedium and inane discussion.

• Attend a meeting
• Read the minutes
• Peruse the mission statement

Apply now!

Don't worry, no one will actually read your application. We'll just add it to the pile of 5000 other applications that have been pending since 2018.