Minutes from the meeting where we decided to have another meeting.
The committee gathered in the conference room at 2:00 PM, only to realize we had nothing to discuss.
After an hour of awkward silence, we decided to take a 15-minute break and grab some free donuts in the break room.
When we returned, Chairperson Bob suggested we spend the next two hours discussing the meaning of life and the importance of proper stapler placement.
The meeting ended at 4:30 PM with no actual progress, but a renewed sense of existential dread.