Meeting Minutes
The meeting started with a spirited discussion on whether or not the meeting was actually happening, with members debating the finer points of existentialism.
The committee then spent 3 hours discussing the merits of beige vs. white paint, with some members advocating for a bold new direction while others insisted that the committee's current aesthetic was just fine the way it was.
After several hours, the committee decided to take a break for donuts, because priorities.