Policy 9012: The Mandatory Weekly Meeting of the Committee on Pointless Committee Policies

Article 1, Section 2: All members of the Committee on Pointless Committee Policies are required to attend a meeting every Thursday at 2:00 PM to discuss the meaninglessness of committee policies.

Article 2, Section 1: Any member failing to attend the meeting shall be subject to a penalty of having to listen to a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Doing Nothing" by a randomly selected member of the committee.

Article 3, Section 1: The meetings shall be held at the designated conference room, which is located in the basement of the building with the broken elevator.

Article 4, Section 1: The meetings shall be conducted in a language that is easily understood by all members, unless one member requests to conduct the meeting in a language that is not understood by the majority, in which case the meeting shall be adjourned.

For more information, refer to Meeting Minutes

For a list of upcoming meeting dates, refer to Meeting Schedule