Jane the Troubadour Committee Policy

Purpose:

This committee is tasked with the creation and dissemination of pointless policies that serve no practical purpose whatsoever.

Scope:

Our scope includes, but is not limited to, the development of policies on:

• Excessive paper usage in office supplies
• Better ways to procrastinate during meetings
• Optimal ways to eat Cheetos in the break room

Procedure:

We follow a rigorous, byzantine process to create our policies:

1. Meet for hours discussing the topic
2. Take breaks to play video games
3. Write a 50-page report
4. Hold a 3-day committee retreat

Links:

Excessive Paper Usage Policy

Better Ways to Procrastinate During Meetings Policy

Best Ways to Eat Cheetos in the Break Room Policy